Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
There's always time for handjobs
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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