That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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