I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Randomize
