Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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