i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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