its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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