Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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