On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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