K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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