Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
We named our party play list daddy issues
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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