I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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