if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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