Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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