ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize