Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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