We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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