If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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