You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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