hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Randomize