she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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