his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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