sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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