just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
not ubering you a puppy
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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