What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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