Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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