It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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