Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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