the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Randomize
