That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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