I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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