You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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