I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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