butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
