You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
It was confusing and full of hummus
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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