I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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