no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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