I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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