ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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