marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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