Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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