Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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