Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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