then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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