i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We have started to decorate penises.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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