So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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