doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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