in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
