In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
so that wasnt chicken after all
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Randomize
