i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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