its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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