Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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