Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Your cock deserves a montage
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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