...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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