I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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