You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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