NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
nutella sex= disaster
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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