the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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